What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What is your young sex story?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : I'm 24.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Tea ?

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Then let's have some coffee

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

Me : Sure.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why do atheists demand that everyone must accept their own self-definition? Is that any different from demanding others must accept their choice among 87 genders or be labeled as a bigot?

Me : I don't drink

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Thank you.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?